- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

woman's lacrosse

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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