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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

A man walked into a bar owch

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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