- Anti Joke

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.