- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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