mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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