- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

whats up and also down? your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute