What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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