Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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