- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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