Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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