None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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the NAACP

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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