- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Vote this down and get DOXED

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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