What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

kennah campion when she talks

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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