Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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