- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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