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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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