- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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