A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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