- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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