- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

The child was fired from his job.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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