Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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