- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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