- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A man walks into a vagina

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Lil Wayne

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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