knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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