- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Women's Rights

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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