- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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