- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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