- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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