- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

identical jokes get different votes.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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