whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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9/11

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Anti Joke

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