- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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