What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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