- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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