- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

get in the car.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

identical jokes get different votes.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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