There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Chuck Norris is dead......

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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