A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

sucks Syntax...

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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