- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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