- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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