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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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