- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

sucks Syntax...

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

hi charles lattuca III

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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