What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats up and also down? your mum

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

anti jokes are really funny

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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