- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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