Well this is pointless.....

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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