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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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