- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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