- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Sixty... eight

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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