- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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