- Anti Joke

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

-1

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

-1

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

your mum

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Black people.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??