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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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