- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

AIDS

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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