Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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You were born.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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