Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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miha kako si?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Justin Bieber.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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