Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Women's Rights

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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