You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Cliterus

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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