What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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