- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

AIDS

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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