- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I am very humble.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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