Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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