flavin's head

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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