- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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