- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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