- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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