- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's your guys names?

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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