I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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