- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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