- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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