- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock Knock? Come in.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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