- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

You know what's natural? Bears.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

And you honored it I see :P

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Anti Joke

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