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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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