- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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