- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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