Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

CAVE JOHNSON.

Fine, ladies first.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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