WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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