What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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