- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A: Do you like it B: No

European on my shoes, buddy.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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