it's funny because it's funny

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...