- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Poker face

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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