God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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I love you

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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You are joking right?

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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