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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Abortion.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

You know what's funny? Rape

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A seal walks into a club.

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