What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why so serious ?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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