Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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