- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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