- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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