What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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