What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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