Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A: Do you like it B: No

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

2 black kids walk into school

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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