- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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