- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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