Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Vaginal secretions

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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