I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Manchester City

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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