- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I'm Polish.

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