- Anti Joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead