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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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