- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Hi

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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