i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Dumbledore dies.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

CAVE JOHNSON.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Asian women drivers...

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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