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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

one stop shop

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Long joke Your such a downey

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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