- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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