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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

wots brown and smells like shite shite

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

im @ work, LOL.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

ejaculation JLR

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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