what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Nah

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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WNBA

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Canadians

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