Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why so serious ?

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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