Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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George W. Bush

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Women's Soccer.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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