Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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