Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Feminism.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Men

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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