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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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