Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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