If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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