What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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