Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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George W. Bush

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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