Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

ur gey

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Communism hehe xd

Women's professional sports

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

tommy is retared

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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