A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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