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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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