Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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ur an fagit

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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sadf

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