What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Roses are flowers.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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