Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Justin Beiber

what did jacob say to coach a joke

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Mooses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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