Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Justin Beiber

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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mental kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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