- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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