What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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