- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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