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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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