- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

George W. Bush

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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