- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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