It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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8--------------------- penis

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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