What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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