Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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