- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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