- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.