What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Guest what in the butt

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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