What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Good job, son.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

i found waldo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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