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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your sex life.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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