- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

how do you win a game try your best

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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