Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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scientology.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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