Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A man walks into a bar

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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sky silverstein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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