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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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