Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

i found waldo.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Good job, son.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Your girlfriend.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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