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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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