There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

how do you win a game try your best

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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