Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

FOX News: Fair and balanced

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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