Your sex life.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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