A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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