why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Okay.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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