- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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