Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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My dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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