roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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