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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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drew edminstin is a rat

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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